LEARNING ZONE - JOKES

READING for FUN

What colour socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!

Why did the bee want to get married?
Because he found his honey!

What's the best game to play with a crocodile?
Snap!

What do sea-monsters have for tea?
Fish and ships!

What is a mouse's favourite sport?
Tai Cheese!

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks!

Some of the fishiest jokes around!

What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill!

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http://www.oum.ox.ac.uk/thezone/funstuff/jokes/index.htm